OnlySquatch
Life Coaching from Your Forest Friend 🌲
Unlock Your Inner Yeti!
Tired of human advice? Get life coaching from nature's most mysterious mentor! Coach Squatch combines ancient woodland wisdom with modern business savvy to help you:
- Climb the corporate tree
- Navigate relationship rivers
- Find your life's trail
🌲 Forest Fresh Perspective
Break out of your human mindset with truly wild insights
🦶 Bigfoot Accountability
We'll track your progress (but leave no trace)
🌄 Wilderness Wisdom
Learn survival skills for both boardroom and backcountry
🌲 What Clients Are Howling 🌲
"Coach Squatch changed my life! His 'tree-top perspective' helped me see through the corporate canopy. Now I'm CEO of my own acorn startup!"
Former Human Resources Rat
"I was lost in the wilderness of middle management. Squatch's moss-based meditation techniques helped me find my true north!"
Recovered Corporate Drone
"Best $29.99/month I've ever spent! The 'Moonlight Howl Strategy Session' alone was worth it. My profits have grown 300%... just like Squatch's hair!"
Night Shift Entrepreneur